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Garden Gnome Dildo

Garden Gnome Dildo

You can put it in your garden, in somebody else’s garden, on your window sill, or you can even park it in the ‟anal garage“ if the weather is bad. Our garden gnome is a little pervert and likes to help you live out your fantasies, be they the feel of a gnome’s head in your anus or the tortured sobs of a neighbour wailing ‟who keeps putting these in my garden?‟.

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    In Germany there’s a popular turn of phrase that when something is ridiculous it’s said to be ‟for the arse‟. In the UK a popular train of thought when someone talks about their gardens gnomes is ‟why don’t you take your gnomes and shove them up your arse‟. Never before have our nations agreed so strongly on a subject. So, like an angel sent to unite humanity, we bring you the Garden Gnome Dildo designed specifically to be put in someone’s arse.

     

    You can put it in your garden, in somebody else’s garden, on your window sill, or you can even park it in the ‟anal garage“ if the weather is bad. Our garden gnome is a little pervert and likes to help you live out your fantasies, be they the feel of a gnome’s head in your anus or the tortured sobs of a neighbour wailing ‟who keeps putting these in my garden?‟.

     

    It´s 35cm = 14 inches long and the widest part is 11cm = 4 inches. The garden gnome provides an encounter of a very unique nature – and not just in the garden.

     

    Our not-so-little gnome is made out of vinyl and provides the finest anal-pleasure.

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      Big. Stays in place. fun to use.

      Big. Stays in place. fun to use.

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      Wer auf extreme Füllung steht wird bestens bedient.

      Super geiler Gartenzwerg-Dildo, macht Spaß den im A.... zu versenken. Das Material ist Material standfest und sehr gut einführbar. Ein außergewöhnlicher Dildo der Extraklasse. Kaufen und genießen. Wer auf extreme Füllung steht wird bestens bedient.

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      Garden Gnome Dildo

      Garden Gnome Dildo

      You can put it in your garden, in somebody else’s garden, on your window sill, or you can even park it in the ‟anal garage“ if the weather is bad. Our garden gnome is a little pervert and likes to help you live out your fantasies, be they the feel of a gnome’s head in your anus or the tortured sobs of a neighbour wailing ‟who keeps putting these in my garden?‟.

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