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The XL, a formidable opponent

Before I start my story, I just want to say that I can normally take the American Bombshell destroyer plug with no problems after a good warm up and that's an entire 1/2 inch wider. Here is my story

Round 1:

Meo 1 ottbiguy 0;

The MEO is quite the opponent. I lubed it up with Crisco, silicone lube, Albolene, just about anything that was slippery and it is still a NO-GO.

The reviewers are bang on in the sense that no matter how smooth or beveled the edge at the opening is, it still feels VERY sharp. At first I was full of drive and gusto and then I hit the wall where no amount of lube will make the toy go in and no matter how much lube you use, the pressure just pushes it out of the way and you're trying to insert this mammoth toy with NO GIVE into a dry lubeless ass.... Not fun.

So I backed off a bit and decided to slow down and take my new "friend" a little more seriously. Enter my American Bombshell Destroyer plug. i laughed at myself thinking "if anything is gonna get my ass ready for this little guy it will be the Destroyer". To my surprise my ass swallowed it like a champ which is not usually the case. Usually I'm sitting on it for at least 2 minutes before my ass starts to dilate and expand to the appropriate diameter. This time It went in like i had been warming up for hours when in fact, it had only been about 10 minutes.... I tried the MEO one more time. This time, it sank down further and further. As long as I stayed calm, went REALLY slow and watched my breathing the plug was consistently easing it's way in. I reached the point where the widest part of the plug was at the thresh-hold of my pubic bones and I started to push a little. I started letting more of my weight sink down on the plug but it was no use. I felt my ass and it was dry... The lube had been pushed completely out of the way and it was pretty much a dry run due to the pressure. I got off the plug and felt the opening of my ass. It was the loosest it has ever been and it was fun to swish my finger around the opening but still a NO-GO. The first try was what I'd call a successful failure. My ass made it to the widest part but could not swallow it.

Now on a side note, when I get up off all my plugs and I reach back to feel my ass, it feels strangely numb. I didn't use any numbing creams or desensitizers other than a few hits of poppers so I'm wondering why my ass is so numb. Could this be a nerve thing?

I am done for now so MEO, you win.... TODAY! Tomorrow is another story. We'll see who conquers that chapter in our little adventure.

;)

I'm giving it five stars because it is giving me quite the challenge and my ass LOVES A GOOD CHALLENGE!!!

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