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Anal sex is nowhere near as much fun without lube. German company MEO have an absolute wealth of lubes for every need. I’ve reviewed a couple of MEO lubes before and found them to be exceptionally good quality so I was excited when I received a bottle of MEO FuckSlut Platinum Lube all the way from Berlin.
If you are new to MEO they run an enormous website aimed mainly at male sexual needs, however I can always seem to find something on there I want so don’t be deterred from having a look if you aren’t the owner of a penis. The lubes section is one of the most comprehensive I’ve seen and they all seem to be tailored to a particular set of needs. There is a lube for everyone at MEO.
About FuckSlut Platinum
FuckSlut Platinum Lube comes in the familiar black MEO bottle with the product name and MEO logo printed on the front in silver. The packaging is very masculine and reminds me a little of male toiletries. The one thing you could never accuse FuckSlut of is subtlety. With the tag line “From anal virgin to butt slut in seconds flat” emblazoned under the product name this isn’t one to leave laying around unless you’re particularly bold about your sexual choices. MEO label this range of lubes as “provocative lube” and I can understand why. Luckily I am in fact already a butt slut so I’m perfectly positioned to try FuckSlut out and love the graphic nature of the name. it makes an already sexy product sexier.20161029_233217
Opening the flip top bottle, I poured a little FuckSlut into my hand, you don’t need to squeeze this lube, it literally pours out. My initial thoughts on seeing the thin clear liquid in my palm was that I didn’t think it would be any good for me for anal. I like a thick gloopy anal lube, one that will stay put and not vanish halfway through play.
FuckSlut is a clear, colourless, odourless and tasteless lube. MEO’s website says FuckSlut is oil and fat free and this is confusing as spread around my hand FuckSlut felt like it was oil based. Further investigation revealed in fact this is a silicone based lubrication gel with all the glide and slide of oil.
FuckSlut has an incredibly light formulation, it’s like the silkiest body lotion and though I do usually look for the opposite in an anal lube, I loved the feeling of FuckSlut on my skin enough to suspend my doubt and wait to try it. FuckSlut In Use
In use Fuckslut feels like giving a massage to his penis, stroking the silky liquid up his shaft gave phenomenal glide. Its enjoyable enough on its own and I imagine it makes an excellent masturbation lube for men. The thin ultra-viscous liquid is trickier to apply to myself, although just as much fun. Feeling the warm liquid trickle down my arse crack makes me shiver before he’s even touched me, it’s like a feather light tickle. It feels just as good dribbled over my clit and folds, but once again I wonder about the staying power of such a thin lube.
I need not have worried. MEO have created a real beauty in FuckSlut. Even though its super light it creates like a film over your skin and this stays put no matter how wet you get, no matter how rough you play. It didn’t need to be applied and once coated in FuckSlut our genitals slid together in perfect harmony with not a touch of friction.
MEO say FuckSlut is a great lube for anal stretching and I can well believe this as it simply takes much of the ouch out of putting things in your arse. I used FuckSlut with my largest most breath takingly stretching butt plugs and found it made insertion a breeze. It made anal sex much more pleasurable, and is also great for vaginal sex too. FuckSlut is almost impossible to wash off your skin unless you use soap, it feels like you’ve rubbed baby oil into your skin. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing as it left my skin super soft and means it can be used in the shower or bath. I often find penetration is awkward under water because you lose your natural lubrication, FuckSlut replaces that.
In Summary
FuckSlut is great for anal and PIV sex, brilliant for using with toys and for inserting plugs. My only real dislike about MEO’s FuckSlut Platinum lube is once it’s on, it makes oral sex a bit tricky as the lube is very oily in your mouth. There is no taste to it, it just coats your tongue and lips the same way it does your genitals and whilst this is great for friction free fucking it leaves your mouth feeling a bit weird.
Condoms are perfectly safe for use with FuckSlut and its formula has been dermatologically tested for skin and mucous compatibility, reducing the risk of it causing irritation after use. I found no irritation or after effects at all. In fact, I’d go as far as to say I’d quite happily use FuckSlut in place of a body lotion if I didn’t have one and needed one. It really does feel that nice on my skin.
Being clear and colourless there are no staining problems with FuckSlut though be warned it can be messy due to the thin, runny nature of the formula.
MEO sell FuckSlut in two sizes, the 100ml classic bottle costing £13.40 or the smaller crusing bottle at £6.20 for 30ml. FuckSlut has a crazy spread to it so a little goes a long way and you don’t need much, saying that controlling it isn’t easy and you may find you lose some in spillage and dribble. I do think MEO FuckSlut is worth the money as it’s an amazing lube, with a different texture to most anal lubes I’ve tried and the double bubble bonus of being able to be used vaginally as well.
I’ve yet to come across a MEO lube that hasn’t been good quality and great value for money so if you’re in the market for a new lube, or just about to run out get yourself to MEO and check out the amazing range. I’d give FuckSlut a slippery 8/10 it loses marks because of my penchant for oral during sex and that oily mouth feel, however if you can refrain from that this lube will make your genitals very happy.
Questo Devinat Hole è davvero ben fatto: le giunture dello stampo si notano a malapena e le misure riportate nella descrizione sono corrette. È abbastanza rigido e non si deforma molto una volta inserito.
This toy truly exceeded my expectations. The vibration and thrusting motion feel incredibly! The silicone is super soft and skin-friendly, with no sharp edges at all. The different vibration and impact settings offer a lot of variety, and it's surprisingly quiet too. A must-have for solo play or fun with a partner
Es ist viel größer, als wir dachten, wenn es aufgepumpt ist. Das Material ist weich, geruchlos und fühlt sich gut an. Am Anfang wussten wir nicht so recht, ob die Naht vom Pumpen-Schlauch zum Buttplug hält. Heute, nach mehr als 100-maligem Pumpen, gibt es keine Probleme. Wenn du das Teil ganz tief reinführen willst, brauchst du viel Gleitgel. Den Dildo kann man sowohl vaginal als auch anal benutzen.
Mein Freund wollte hinten richtig krass ausgefüllt werden, und er ist sehr zufrieden damit. Beim gemeinsamen Spiel sagte er ich solle den auch mal ausprobieren. Und ja, es fühlt sich mega an. Das Material macht das einführen sehr leicht. Wir können den Plug nur empfehlen für wenn man Erfahrung hat. Geil!
Ich habe den Knebel für meinen Freund gekauft, weil wir manchmal auch etwas wilder sein wollen. Ich würde sagen, es geht auch mal härter zur Sache. Die Verarbeitung ist echt gut und es der Kopfgurt ist auch etwas dehnbar. Qualität ist auch super wie immer von MEO. Und er erfüllt die Erwartungen.
I always love receiving a parcel from the folks at MEO, especially when the product is as awesome as the steel dildo they sent me last year, even if that particular review did earn me a trolling. Anyway, onwards to the next MEO provided review. It’s a little scary this time, and it is the Spiky Glans Ring.
The Spiky Glans Ring review is the first in a trio of reviews from MEO I’ll be bringing you over the next month or so – so be sure to watch out for more.
I have, for a loooong time, wanted to try a spiky cock ring, Kalis Teeth being one I’ve lusted after. That is perhaps a little ambitious to start with, so the Spiky Glans Ring seemed like a good starter, with just 6 spikes.
When the box arrived from MEO, courier delivered and in completely anonymous packaging, I was rather excited to get my mitts on this one. I dug into the box past the other 2 items, and found the ring. Holy shit! It’s tiny. Ummm, ok scared.
What faces you is a simple piece of metal – stainless steel – crafted into a hinged ring. A small hinged ring, with a clasp. Inside are six spikes, and not just something sticking out called a spike, I’m talking actually sharp pieces of steel.
It’s a decent bit of kit all told – the hinge feels robust, the clasp is super easy to use, but also pretty secure. If the spiky glans ring is causing too much discomfort then removing it is seriously a doddle, and takes approx. 0.01 seconds.
So what of the discomfort factor? Worn along your coronal ridge, I can reveal that it is indeed high. The spikes are relentless, they prod and poke, and no matter how much you try to wriggle about, you just ain’t getting away from them. They are sharp and without a single doubt very uncomfortable indeed.
Getting the spiky glans ring on itself is a tricky proposition, if, like me you get a little excited when things head towards your penis. Because of its really rather miserly diameter, you really do not want any increase in girth as you are putting it on. It may be hinged for ease of fitting, but that doesn’t detract from those spikes. Itchy scratchy, pokey uncomfortable spikes. Do be aware if you’re going to put this on flaccid, which to be honest is the only way, there is a risk of pinching foreskin in the hinge – you’ve been warned, just be careful.
I have found other glans rings almost pointless after awhile, and even had some problems with occasional slippage. No such problem here. Those spikes will not allow the ring to move, they also do not allow you to forget you are wearing it. It’s a kinda itchy, kinda stimulating effect, simultaneously fucking ouch and ohh I want a bit more. Definitely an erection deterrant. It won’t stop an erection, but by Jove it hurts when those spikes dig into your cock. It hurts, but it hasn’t broken my skin; the penis is, after all, constructed of tough muscular tissue.
Without doubt there are many kinky games you can play with this spiky glans ring, but be warned, it’s both ouchy and addictive. Like CBT? Get one…!
It stays perfectly in place the whole time. The vibrations feel amazing. Got me rock hard in no time. And with this thing, you don't need to use your hands anymore. Solid stuff. Definitely worth it.
The silicone is incredibly smooth and clearly designed with safety in mind: no strong odors, sticky textures, or irritation. The shape is designed for comfortable insertion. It offers multiple vibration and rotation modes, all of which feel great. It’s also waterproof and easy to clean, making it practical and hygienic. If you're looking for a high-quality, safe prostate massager, this is a fantastic investment!