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ANALTOTAL

For those seeking a thick anal-specific lube for their play, MEO.de now offers the ANALTOTAL water-based lubricant. A 100ml bottle packaged in plastic with a pop-top bottle design, this lubricant was designed for anal penetration and anal rimming. It’s a particularly thick lubricant that’s designed to be long-lasting. It’s odorless and entirely clear. This is one of the many lubricants that MEO.de offers for specialized lubrication.

The Anal Total lubricant comes in a untextured plastic bottle that includes a pop-top cap. There’s a small indent near one of the edges of the cap to make it easy to remove the lid. Once the lid is off, just tipping the bottle upside down and applying a bit of pressure will give you some lubricant. The bottle can become slightly annoying to handle with lubricated hands, but since the squeezing doesn’t take much force, it’s still functional with a lubed surface.

Once you get the lubricant out, one of the first things you’ll notice is how nice and thick it is. It’s thick. Once you squirt it onto an area, it stays exactly where it was squirted until you smooth it around. There’s no running or dribbling like some thinner lubes might do. As such, a little bit of the lubricant goes a long way. You may not need a ton of it.

Like the name implies, Anal Total is a particularly great lubricant for anal use. It’s thick, and it has a nice, squishy layer of protection after application. It helps keep all of the parts sliding against each other particularly nicely until you’re ready to be done. It doesn’t reduce sensation at all, but everything glides so nicely after use. It’s definitely thick enough to even accommodate some of the more gigantic toys. With its thickness and long-lasting, I’d argue this is a fantastic lube for fisting as well.

Speaking of longevity, it’s particularly impressive. A single small squirt of the lubricant, multiple times, has lasted an entire anal session or masturbation session without reapplication. I thought it was a fluke the first time, but nope – even twenty minutes later on multiple trials, the lubricant still hadn’t needed to be reapplied. As such, you can expect the bottle to easily last as long as you don’t go nuts with the initial application.

AnalTotal lubricant was also designed for oral purposes. Unlike most lubricants made for oral use, AnalTotal doesn’t claim any flavorings. It’s designed to be as neutral as possible. Realistically, it’s not bad. It still tastes a bit like chemicals, but it’s nothing that extremely unpalatable or undoable. It doesn’t taste *great*, but it doesn’t taste *bad*. If your mouth is currently focused on doing something else, you’ll quickly forget about the taste at all.

The ingredients of AnalTotal lube are pretty simple. Anal Total lubricant ingredients: Glycerin, Aqua (Water), Hydroxypropyl Guar, Propylene Glycol, Panthenol, Sodium Saccharin, Citric Acid, Aroma (Flavor).

Like most water-based lubricants, ANALTOTAL is pretty easy to clean up. It doesn’t seem to quite “absorb” into the skin quite as nicely as other lighter water-based lubricants, but it cleans up really easily with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. If used for anal use, using a thorough amount of toilet paper or a towel will pretty easily wipe it all up as well. This water-based lubricant is compatible with all types of sex toys, for all sexual activities, and can be safely used with safer sex barriers such as condoms.

Overall, ANALTOTAL is a fantastic anal lubricant that works for all anal activities. While it behaves similarly to a lot of other thicker, anal-designed lubricants for anal sex, it has the benefit of being nearly-tasteless for rimming and oral purposes to make it a double-purpose lubricant for those who enjoy a plethora of anal activities. The bottle works well, this lubricant lasts an extremely long time, and it’s simple and safe to clean-up. Win-win all around! Thanks to MEO.de for providing this thick anal lubricant for my ANALTOTAL Rimming and Fucking Lube review.