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Wife loves it get a lube shooter and a blindfold and squirt it all over her breast.

• 5 out of 5 people found this review useful.

TIE ME UP : Ledergurte

Ich habe die Gurte in den unterschiedlichsten Längen und finde diese wirklich mehr als klasse! Schön auch, dass hier mal wieder mitgedacht wurde: die Schnallen selbst sind mit einem weiteren Lederstück unterlegt, sodass die Schnallen nicht auf die Haut drücken können. Kleines Detail, aber unheimlich gut und wichtig! Macht sehr viel Freude damit zu fixieren. :)

• 1 out of 1 people found this review useful.

Gut für FF

Gut für FF, AV und vieles andere mehr. Auch für große Dildos ausser solche die aus Silikon gemacht sind.

Perfekt zum Fisten

Für Spiele der besonderen Art super geeignet.
Meine ersten Erfahrungen mit Crisco waren sehr überzeugend. Die Qualität ist eiwandfrei und um einiges besser als andere vergleichbare Artikeln. Besser als manches Gleitgel, länger anhaltend und flutschig. Ideal für gayle Spiele.

• 2 out of 2 people found this review useful.

I will be definitely buying this product again

I've not used candles before. As a first time experience, I found it was very shocking how much it hurt, but it was for a short amount. Then the heat softens, and I was left with a tingly sensation. It leaves a small red mark, but it soon fades away.

To get a really good experience, I would recommend being blindfolded and tied up at the same time. It's very exciting.

I think this product has lasted me a long time, I will be definitely buying this product again.

• 4 out of 4 people found this review useful.

Praktisches must have

Latex glänzt so schön mit silikongleitgel, erhöht die Flutschfreudigkeit beim Fisten enorm und sieht einfach stylisch aus in schwarz.
Zu dem ein must have in Sachen hygiene und Sicherheit auf Parties

• 1 out of 1 people found this review useful.

Your arse will thank you for it.

Anyone who regularly indulges in anal sex will tell you the key to enjoying it for both parties is great lube. The anal passage, unlike the vagina, isn’t self-lubricating and so without additional lubrication the friction created during anal sex can be potentially damaging and painful. German sex specialists MEO offer an enormous range of targeted anal lubes which are aimed at improving the experience. When MEO offered me the chance to review one of these lubes I opted for AnalTotal which is a lube aimed at both anal and rimming. As always MEO were super quick and discrete with despatch and delivery, their customer service is really excellent.

First Appearances

I really like MEO’s bottle design for their lubes. The bottles are shiny and black with a flip top. The product title is written down the front of the bottle in pale blue and white writing. You couldn’t really disguise this product in your bedroom as it has MEO AnalTotal emblazoned on the front but that’s to be expected given that it is the product name. Opening the bottle, I sniffed the contents, I couldn’t detect any real scent to AnalTotal which was a good start. Nothing is as off putting as the strong chemical scent that accompanies some lube. I squeezed a small amount of MEO AnalTotal into my hand and was pleased to see how thick the clear liquid was. It spread nicely and didn’t run down my skin, making it perfect for self-application.

Using MEO AnalTotal

It is without doubt that I say MEO AnalTotal is one of the best anal specific lubes I’ve ever used. It’s thick formula lasts ages and provides almost a cushion of moisture preventing friction issues and allowing toys, plugs and cock to slide effortlessly inside me. Even using my most grabby toys AnalTotal made penetration a joy. There was no need to reapply as AnalTotal stays put through even my roughest play and didn’t evaporate or absorb into my skin. There was no sticky after feeling either, which is most unusual with a lube this thick. It’s very stimulating to stroke the cool thick AnalTotal gel over his cock before use and I really don’t need to use much as the spread is amazing. When applying it to myself it stayed put and was brilliant for vaginal play as well as anal, in fact it’s a great all-rounder.

MEO state that AnalTotal is also aimed at rimming, making the experience more pleasant for the person doing the rimming. I was slightly confused by the website claim that MEO AnalTotal is vanilla flavoured as I could discern no taste at all, whilst in use or even directly from the bottle, to me AnalTotal is tasteless. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, there is a very slight tang to the tongue when licking AnalTotal but it isn’t unpleasant and doesn’t leave your mouth feeling peculiar unlike some lubes I’ve tried. I’m not sure I’d specifically apply AnalTotal for rimming but if I was already using it, it certainly wouldn’t stop me from oral play. I experienced no staining issues with AnalTotal on clothing or sheets, which is another plus point.

About AnalTotal

MEO’s website says the vanilla flavour that I fail to detect mirrors pheromones, perhaps this is why it is so subtle. MEO AnalTotal is safe for vaginal and oral sex as well as anal. MEO say AnalTotal is suited to certain sex toys but don’t state which toys it isn’t suitable for use with, which is a bit strange. AnalTotal is a water based lube, it’s fat free and is dermatologically tested. Neither of us suffered any irritation or discomfort during use or after and I definitely noticed an increase in comfort during penetration, he was able to fuck my arse with as much ease as he would usually fuck me during PIV sex.

AnalTotal comes in 100ml bottles which will last a long time as it really does spread and due to the thick consistency you shouldn’t ever spill or waste any. 100ml will set you back £17.08 but I think this is great value for money as I would happily use this lube for all types of sex, not just anal.

I really love MEO AnalTotal it will be my go to lube for sex now, particularly anal as it just makes such a difference in the level of pleasure. If you are an experienced anal player this is a lube you need in your collection and if you are new to anal or considering anal for the first time I strongly recommend this lube as a great addition to play. Your arse will thank you for it.

• 8 out of 8 people found this review useful.

Lleva tus orificios más allá de sus límites.

La verdad es que me he llevado una sorpresa muy grata con este producto, pues aunque no soy habitual de hacer anales y menos de fisting, en la tercera sesión ha entrado de todo, desde el puño de mi pareja, al mío, e incluso toda clase de objetos y botellas. Debo avisar que con este producto no pasas de 0 a 100, es decir, te ayuda a ir un poco más allá de tus límites, y si aún así quieres más, tendrás que ir forzando poco a poco a tu cuerpo en varias sesiones. Eso sí, al final todo entra.

La verdad es que no se nota nada cuando lo aplicas. No hace efecto anestesiante ni relajante, sino que te da una elasticidad extra que sino te pones a jugar, ni te enteras que la tienes. Y después de una buena sesión hardcore, tampoco notas el típico escozor que dura un tiempo. La versión mantequilla tiene la ventaja de que es una pasta tipo vaselina, pero un poco más sólida, que no ensucia nada pues no se puede derramar, y tampoco huele a nada raro. Y la verdad es que deja la piel tersa y suave como efecto secundario.

Mit Analstretching-Ringen einfach nur perfekt

Ich konnte kaum erwarten bis es geliefert wurde. Und das Beste - Donnerstags bestellt, Freitags geliefert. Typisch MEO. Imemer so fix. danke Jungs. Mit dem Analstretcher-Ring von MEO (ich habe mittlerweile drei Größen) war es ein H O C H G E N U S S ..... Ich glaube ich habe noch nie was besseres erlebt. Ich liebe euch meo's

• 4 out of 4 people found this review useful.

Does everything it says and more!!!

I bought one of these last year from MEO-TEAM and I have to say that it was the best money I spent last year, very adaptable, powerful and does everything it says and more!!! I've been buzzing ever since.

• 9 out of 9 people found this review useful.