Amazing

I honestly have no idea if this is what rimming feels like, but if it is I know why it’s so popular. The sensation of those beads squirming around my anal opening is fucking heavenly. It’s relentless. Even if I squeeze around the neck they just keep on spinning. For me, the lowest setting is the most delicious, and maybe the second one too. Any higher than that and the spinning becomes so fast it feels more like a vibration than a rotation. And the vibes get stronger, too. Though they’re largely eclipsed by the delightfulness of the beads they get more obvious and, to my mind, that takes away from the experience a bit.

Adding a bit of clit stim and just letting the plug do its thing is orgasm easy street for me. I just lie there like Jabba the Hut and have my pleasures delivered. When the Fella is manning the controls he changes the settings every other breath, so one minute I’m in my happy place, the next I feel like I’m using a basic butt vibe, and the next I feel like I’m having my hole made anew. The highest speed of rotation is pretty fast, and it can feel a bit juddery.

But, when it comes to my butt there’s always a but. I like the patterns on this toy. Purely because the beads hit their top speed at the same time as the vibe hits its last constant vibration. Once the patterns kick in the vibes change but the beads don’t. They stay at the same super-fast spin while the vibes chop and change. This makes all the difference. The difference between the incessant rotating around my anal opening and the changing internal vibes (with a teeny bit of plug gyration that is the by-product of the rotation) has the same effect on me as my favoured lower speed does.

Except it does it quicker. I come quicker. I also only come once. With the lower settings I can keep on playing, but with the highest setting and patterns, I want the plug out as soon as my orgasm is over. Changing the setting doesn’t even work, it’s just not nice at that point.

I’ll quickly mention the remote here. While you can only get the basic 6 speeds and 6 patterns with the on-toy control, the remote gives you more. You can have each of the patterns in each of the speeds, too, essentially upping your options from 12 to 36. It also lets you conduct your solo play hands-free, and of course, it gives whoever you’re playing with more room to work with, too.

Because of the smell I can’t shift I’ve not been comfortable enough to share this one with the Fella. It’s a shame, cos not only is he curious, but he could also tell me if the sensation on offer is even remotely like actual rimming. Maybe if I can shift the pong I’ll give him a go.

My usual cleaning routine for butt stuff is a preliminary wash in soapy water – cold water so I don’t bake in the stench, lol. After that, I use my fave toy cleaner and let it sit for a little bit before washing again and then air drying. And still, it reeks. I despair, I really do. My Triplet doesn’t hold a smell and neither does my Snug Plug. So weird.

Anyway, I’m sure you’ve gathered that, on the whole, I’m delighted with this toy. It feels good, has so many different sensations to offer, and it looks mighty fine, too. I would wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone who knows the plug is the right size for them.

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This machine is great.

This machine is great. There is no assembly required. you just have to plug it in, adjust the angle of the arm along with the stroke length and you're good to go.

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