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AnalTotal - Lubricant for Rimming and Oral Sex

This lube is an absolute game changer! It'll make rimming an awesome experience. Get ready to discover this special lube that will turn anyone into a rimming pro! And the best part is: AnalTotal™ is the first lube that tastes amazing (even anally) and has an aphrodisiac effect.

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    This lube is an absolute game changer! It'll make rimming an awesome experience. Get ready to discover this special lube that will turn anyone into a rimming pro! And the best part is: AnalTotal™ is the first lube that tastes amazing (even anally) and has an aphrodisiac effect.

    Forget all your prejudices about rimming - AnalTotal™ will change everything!

    Experience unforgettable moments of rimming pleasure with AnalTotal™! This special anal lubricant will make you the perfect passionate lover who can't wait to pleasure the anus with your mouth and tongue. With a finely tuned taste and a thick consistency that provides long lasting lubrication, you can both enjoy rimming from start to finish.

    But what exactly is rimming?

    Rimming, also known as anilingus, is a sexual practice in which the anus is stimulated with the tongue and mouth. It is a form of foreplay that can cause intense sensations in both men and women, as the anus is equipped with numerous nerve endings that, when properly stimulated, can cause intense pleasurable sensations. And now the sensational AnalTotal™ comes into play! This lube is not only water-soluble and very viscous, it also has long-lasting lubricating properties. And as if that weren't enough, it's also an incredibly delicious lube that increases the pleasure of rimming immeasurably.

    You'll both love it!

    Active partners will love the seductive vanilla flavour of the lube during rimming - a pleasant change from the usual taste - and will want to lick much more intensely and insert the tongue much deeper than before. Passive partners, on the other hand, will be able to relax and let go thanks to the good smelling and delicious tasting lubricant, which will give them a feeling of security and intensify the pleasure of rimming, especially as the active partner will lick much more intensely than before. Knowing that a good tasting and smelling lubricant is being used can help the passive partner feel more relaxed and secure. This can enhance the whole experience, as relaxation and trust are crucial factors for a pleasurable rimming experience.

    Highlights of AnalTotal™:

    • Popular because it enhances the rimming experience.
    • AnalTotal™ is a water based lubricant.
    • Suitable for latex condoms.
    • Improves lubrication during intercourse.
    • Very economical and moisturising.
    • Skin and mucosal compatibility dermatologically confirmed. Water soluble, non-greasy, colourless and odourless anal lubricant.
    • With a subtle vanilla flavour.
    • Also suitable for anal and vaginal use.
    • Made in Germany.


    AnalTotal™ is dermatologically tested for skin and mucous membrane compatibility, making it ideal for sensitive areas. With a subtle vanilla flavour that mimics natural pheromones, this anal lubricant makes every intimate encounter more seductive.

    Further details:

    • AnalTotal™ Lubricant
    • Lubricant for rimming and oral sex
    • Vanilla flavoured anal lubricant.
    • AnalTotal™ anal lubricant is oil and fat free, colourless and odourless.
    • This lube is great for a variety of sex toys, vaginal and anal sex, and is ideal for oral sex and rimming.
    • Due to its special properties, AnalTotal™ is one of the most popular anal lubricants.
    • Ingredients (INCI): Water, Glycerin, Hydroxypropyl, Guar, Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexyl Glycerin, Flavour.
    • Content: 100ml (3.38 fl.oz.)
    • Ingredients and Usage: Apply lube to anus, penis, vagina or sex toys as needed. AnalTotal™ is formulated with a selection of high quality ingredients to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience. Detailed information on the ingredients can be found on the packaging and in this product information. We recommend that users with sensitive skin or known allergies test the product on a small area of skin before first use to avoid any possible intolerance. If you are unsure about any of the ingredients or their effects, you should consult a doctor or pharmacist. AnalTotal™ is easily washed off with soap and water and should be stored in a cool place out of the reach of children. Avoid direct sunlight and close well after use.
    • This lubricant is suitable for use with sex toys made from materials such as silicone, ABS plastic or glass. Because it is water-based, it will not damage silicone, making it the perfect choice for all silicone butt plugs and dildos. It is also safe to use with latex condoms and provides gentle, long-lasting lubrication to maximise pleasure when using sex toys and condoms. For cleaning after use, it is recommended that the sex toys are washed with warm water and a special spray such as MEO's VeryClean or mild soap to ensure hygiene and longevity of the sex toys.

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    CUSTOMER REVIEWS

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    Versprochen gehalten

    Ich rimme leidenschaftlich gerne und AnalTotal hat meine Erwartungen voll erfüllt. Es hat einen fruchtigen Geschmack und die Gleitfähigkeit beim Analverkehr überzeugt.

    • 2 out of 2 people found this review useful.
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    Sono rimasto estrefatto

    Avevo forti dubbi su questo gel ma una volta provato devo dire che è un qualcosa di eccezionale. Un profumo gradevole, non lascia unto, non essendo un olio, e un sapore che si lascia gustare. Consigliato

    • 2 out of 2 people found this review useful.
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    Eccellente!

    Ottimo lubrificante. Dopo l'applicazione rimane abbastanza a lungo sul prodotto. Soddisfatto.

    • 2 out of 2 people found this review useful.
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    ANALTOTAL

    L'ho acquistato non per la pratica sessuale per cui è stato studiato ma solo per curiosità e utilizzato normalmente per rapporti vaginali e anali e devo dire che è davvero un buon prodotto...mia moglie se ne addirittura accorta che avevo cambiato lubrificante

    • 3 out of 3 people found this review useful.
    Review 

    Your arse will thank you for it.

    Anyone who regularly indulges in anal sex will tell you the key to enjoying it for both parties is great lube. The anal passage, unlike the vagina, isn’t self-lubricating and so without additional lubrication the friction created during anal sex can be potentially damaging and painful. German sex specialists MEO offer an enormous range of targeted anal lubes which are aimed at improving the experience. When MEO offered me the chance to review one of these lubes I opted for AnalTotal which is a lube aimed at both anal and rimming. As always MEO were super quick and discrete with despatch and delivery, their customer service is really excellent.

    First Appearances

    I really like MEO’s bottle design for their lubes. The bottles are shiny and black with a flip top. The product title is written down the front of the bottle in pale blue and white writing. You couldn’t really disguise this product in your bedroom as it has MEO AnalTotal emblazoned on the front but that’s to be expected given that it is the product name. Opening the bottle, I sniffed the contents, I couldn’t detect any real scent to AnalTotal which was a good start. Nothing is as off putting as the strong chemical scent that accompanies some lube. I squeezed a small amount of MEO AnalTotal into my hand and was pleased to see how thick the clear liquid was. It spread nicely and didn’t run down my skin, making it perfect for self-application.

    Using MEO AnalTotal

    It is without doubt that I say MEO AnalTotal is one of the best anal specific lubes I’ve ever used. It’s thick formula lasts ages and provides almost a cushion of moisture preventing friction issues and allowing toys, plugs and cock to slide effortlessly inside me. Even using my most grabby toys AnalTotal made penetration a joy. There was no need to reapply as AnalTotal stays put through even my roughest play and didn’t evaporate or absorb into my skin. There was no sticky after feeling either, which is most unusual with a lube this thick. It’s very stimulating to stroke the cool thick AnalTotal gel over his cock before use and I really don’t need to use much as the spread is amazing. When applying it to myself it stayed put and was brilliant for vaginal play as well as anal, in fact it’s a great all-rounder.

    MEO state that AnalTotal is also aimed at rimming, making the experience more pleasant for the person doing the rimming. I was slightly confused by the website claim that MEO AnalTotal is vanilla flavoured as I could discern no taste at all, whilst in use or even directly from the bottle, to me AnalTotal is tasteless. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, there is a very slight tang to the tongue when licking AnalTotal but it isn’t unpleasant and doesn’t leave your mouth feeling peculiar unlike some lubes I’ve tried. I’m not sure I’d specifically apply AnalTotal for rimming but if I was already using it, it certainly wouldn’t stop me from oral play. I experienced no staining issues with AnalTotal on clothing or sheets, which is another plus point.

    About AnalTotal

    MEO’s website says the vanilla flavour that I fail to detect mirrors pheromones, perhaps this is why it is so subtle. MEO AnalTotal is safe for vaginal and oral sex as well as anal. MEO say AnalTotal is suited to certain sex toys but don’t state which toys it isn’t suitable for use with, which is a bit strange. AnalTotal is a water based lube, it’s fat free and is dermatologically tested. Neither of us suffered any irritation or discomfort during use or after and I definitely noticed an increase in comfort during penetration, he was able to fuck my arse with as much ease as he would usually fuck me during PIV sex.

    AnalTotal comes in 100ml bottles which will last a long time as it really does spread and due to the thick consistency you shouldn’t ever spill or waste any. 100ml will set you back £17.08 but I think this is great value for money as I would happily use this lube for all types of sex, not just anal.

    I really love MEO AnalTotal it will be my go to lube for sex now, particularly anal as it just makes such a difference in the level of pleasure. If you are an experienced anal player this is a lube you need in your collection and if you are new to anal or considering anal for the first time I strongly recommend this lube as a great addition to play. Your arse will thank you for it.

    • 8 out of 8 people found this review useful.
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    ANALTOTAL

    For those seeking a thick anal-specific lube for their play, MEO.de now offers the ANALTOTAL water-based lubricant. A 100ml bottle packaged in plastic with a pop-top bottle design, this lubricant was designed for anal penetration and anal rimming. It’s a particularly thick lubricant that’s designed to be long-lasting. It’s odorless and entirely clear. This is one of the many lubricants that MEO.de offers for specialized lubrication.

    The Anal Total lubricant comes in a untextured plastic bottle that includes a pop-top cap. There’s a small indent near one of the edges of the cap to make it easy to remove the lid. Once the lid is off, just tipping the bottle upside down and applying a bit of pressure will give you some lubricant. The bottle can become slightly annoying to handle with lubricated hands, but since the squeezing doesn’t take much force, it’s still functional with a lubed surface.

    Once you get the lubricant out, one of the first things you’ll notice is how nice and thick it is. It’s thick. Once you squirt it onto an area, it stays exactly where it was squirted until you smooth it around. There’s no running or dribbling like some thinner lubes might do. As such, a little bit of the lubricant goes a long way. You may not need a ton of it.

    Like the name implies, Anal Total is a particularly great lubricant for anal use. It’s thick, and it has a nice, squishy layer of protection after application. It helps keep all of the parts sliding against each other particularly nicely until you’re ready to be done. It doesn’t reduce sensation at all, but everything glides so nicely after use. It’s definitely thick enough to even accommodate some of the more gigantic toys. With its thickness and long-lasting, I’d argue this is a fantastic lube for fisting as well.

    Speaking of longevity, it’s particularly impressive. A single small squirt of the lubricant, multiple times, has lasted an entire anal session or masturbation session without reapplication. I thought it was a fluke the first time, but nope – even twenty minutes later on multiple trials, the lubricant still hadn’t needed to be reapplied. As such, you can expect the bottle to easily last as long as you don’t go nuts with the initial application.

    AnalTotal lubricant was also designed for oral purposes. Unlike most lubricants made for oral use, AnalTotal doesn’t claim any flavorings. It’s designed to be as neutral as possible. Realistically, it’s not bad. It still tastes a bit like chemicals, but it’s nothing that extremely unpalatable or undoable. It doesn’t taste *great*, but it doesn’t taste *bad*. If your mouth is currently focused on doing something else, you’ll quickly forget about the taste at all.

    The ingredients of AnalTotal lube are pretty simple. Anal Total lubricant ingredients: Glycerin, Aqua (Water), Hydroxypropyl Guar, Propylene Glycol, Panthenol, Sodium Saccharin, Citric Acid, Aroma (Flavor).

    Like most water-based lubricants, ANALTOTAL is pretty easy to clean up. It doesn’t seem to quite “absorb” into the skin quite as nicely as other lighter water-based lubricants, but it cleans up really easily with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. If used for anal use, using a thorough amount of toilet paper or a towel will pretty easily wipe it all up as well. This water-based lubricant is compatible with all types of sex toys, for all sexual activities, and can be safely used with safer sex barriers such as condoms.

    Overall, ANALTOTAL is a fantastic anal lubricant that works for all anal activities. While it behaves similarly to a lot of other thicker, anal-designed lubricants for anal sex, it has the benefit of being nearly-tasteless for rimming and oral purposes to make it a double-purpose lubricant for those who enjoy a plethora of anal activities. The bottle works well, this lubricant lasts an extremely long time, and it’s simple and safe to clean-up. Win-win all around! Thanks to MEO.de for providing this thick anal lubricant for my ANALTOTAL Rimming and Fucking Lube review.

    • 3 out of 3 people found this review useful.
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    10 out 10 for the sensations and ease

    The tube of MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube arrived well sealed to make sure it had not been tampered with in any way. Once I opened the tube, I put some on my fingers to start with and noticed a big difference to the lube I have previously used; this was a lot less thick and more pliable.

    I had decided to use the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube for lone play to start with – of course I had to see what it was like before the OH! I used a glass butt plug as the toy of choice. The first mistake I made was using the same amount of lube I would have used previously – this is not needed, a much smaller amount would have been perfect. The problem I faced was the butt plug kept slipping out of my grasp and took some inserting J I thought that once I had got it in, then there would be no issues…. Er no, it kept slipping out. Overall the feeling of the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube while playing was perfect (even if a bit messy due to overuse!) it made sure the butt plug glided in and out without the usual dragging sensation. Now this had the got the thumbs up from me, I had to try it with the OH.

    We always use condoms when having anal sex; again we previously used ordinary lube. I explained that we did not need as much of this lube. WOW! I have to say the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube made anal sex even more pleasurable, again no dragging sensation, so his cock glided in and out a lot easier. Overall I would score this lube 10 out 10 for the sensations and ease, the only downside was the sticky feeling afterwards. I assume this is due to the flavouring as it does say on the tube it can be used for sucking. Personally, I had to go wash the MEO Anal Total Water Based Anal Lube off me afterwards to get rid of that feeling; this has reduced the score to 9 out of 10. I would definitely recommend this to anyone who wants to have some anal fun; just remember the sticky feeling after. :)

    • 5 out of 5 people found this review useful.
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    Oral UND anal

    Genauso habe ich es mir vorgestellt. Es schmeckt und macht geil. Es ist super für Leute geeignet die ihren Partner anal / oral verwöhnen wollen.

    • 3 out of 3 people found this review useful.
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    Eine klare und eindeutige Empfehlung!

    Schmeckt und riecht nach unserem Geschmack wunderbar, macht Spaß, hat sehr gute Gleitfähigkeit. Also von unsere Seite her eine klare und eindeutige Empfehlung!

    • 3 out of 3 people found this review useful.
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    Total lecker

    Also ich muss sagen, ich habe ANAL TOTAL das erste mal gekauft und finde es super, auch gut für den Oralverkehr. Klebt nicht und schmeckt richtig gut.

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      Fantastico

      Profumato, sensuale e altamente lubrificante. Forse troppo profumato perché l'aroma rimane addosso per ore... ;-))

      • 2 out of 2 people found this review useful.
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      ANAL TOTAL

      It has a subtle flavor that is not sickeningly sweet. MEO helps bring fun back into your bedroom !!!!

      • 2 out of 2 people found this review useful.
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      Yummy

      Yummy and functional!

      • 1 out of 1 people found this review useful.
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      Perfect product

      Loved the product and fast shipping!! Great service and product and definitely will be purchasing again!!

      • 2 out of 2 people found this review useful.
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      Bon produit

      Bon produit, l'odeur est forte et sympa.

      • 4 out of 4 people found this review useful.
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      super produit

      depuis que j'ai gouté à ce produit,je ne peux plus m'en passer pour faire des fellations à mon homme,ça a un très bon gout.

      • 3 out of 3 people found this review useful.

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      AnalTotal - Lubricant for Rimming and Oral Sex

      AnalTotal - Lubricant for Rimming and Oral Sex

      This lube is an absolute game changer! It'll make rimming an awesome experience. Get ready to discover this special lube that will turn anyone into a rimming pro! And the best part is: AnalTotal™ is the first lube that tastes amazing (even anally) and has an aphrodisiac effect.

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