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Anal sex is nowhere near as much fun without lube. German company MEO have an absolute wealth of lubes for every need. I’ve reviewed a couple of MEO lubes before and found them to be exceptionally good quality so I was excited when I received a bottle of MEO FuckSlut Platinum Lube all the way from Berlin.
If you are new to MEO they run an enormous website aimed mainly at male sexual needs, however I can always seem to find something on there I want so don’t be deterred from having a look if you aren’t the owner of a penis. The lubes section is one of the most comprehensive I’ve seen and they all seem to be tailored to a particular set of needs. There is a lube for everyone at MEO.
About FuckSlut Platinum
FuckSlut Platinum Lube comes in the familiar black MEO bottle with the product name and MEO logo printed on the front in silver. The packaging is very masculine and reminds me a little of male toiletries. The one thing you could never accuse FuckSlut of is subtlety. With the tag line “From anal virgin to butt slut in seconds flat” emblazoned under the product name this isn’t one to leave laying around unless you’re particularly bold about your sexual choices. MEO label this range of lubes as “provocative lube” and I can understand why. Luckily I am in fact already a butt slut so I’m perfectly positioned to try FuckSlut out and love the graphic nature of the name. it makes an already sexy product sexier.20161029_233217
Opening the flip top bottle, I poured a little FuckSlut into my hand, you don’t need to squeeze this lube, it literally pours out. My initial thoughts on seeing the thin clear liquid in my palm was that I didn’t think it would be any good for me for anal. I like a thick gloopy anal lube, one that will stay put and not vanish halfway through play.
FuckSlut is a clear, colourless, odourless and tasteless lube. MEO’s website says FuckSlut is oil and fat free and this is confusing as spread around my hand FuckSlut felt like it was oil based. Further investigation revealed in fact this is a silicone based lubrication gel with all the glide and slide of oil.
FuckSlut has an incredibly light formulation, it’s like the silkiest body lotion and though I do usually look for the opposite in an anal lube, I loved the feeling of FuckSlut on my skin enough to suspend my doubt and wait to try it. FuckSlut In Use
In use Fuckslut feels like giving a massage to his penis, stroking the silky liquid up his shaft gave phenomenal glide. Its enjoyable enough on its own and I imagine it makes an excellent masturbation lube for men. The thin ultra-viscous liquid is trickier to apply to myself, although just as much fun. Feeling the warm liquid trickle down my arse crack makes me shiver before he’s even touched me, it’s like a feather light tickle. It feels just as good dribbled over my clit and folds, but once again I wonder about the staying power of such a thin lube.
I need not have worried. MEO have created a real beauty in FuckSlut. Even though its super light it creates like a film over your skin and this stays put no matter how wet you get, no matter how rough you play. It didn’t need to be applied and once coated in FuckSlut our genitals slid together in perfect harmony with not a touch of friction.
MEO say FuckSlut is a great lube for anal stretching and I can well believe this as it simply takes much of the ouch out of putting things in your arse. I used FuckSlut with my largest most breath takingly stretching butt plugs and found it made insertion a breeze. It made anal sex much more pleasurable, and is also great for vaginal sex too. FuckSlut is almost impossible to wash off your skin unless you use soap, it feels like you’ve rubbed baby oil into your skin. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing as it left my skin super soft and means it can be used in the shower or bath. I often find penetration is awkward under water because you lose your natural lubrication, FuckSlut replaces that.
In Summary
FuckSlut is great for anal and PIV sex, brilliant for using with toys and for inserting plugs. My only real dislike about MEO’s FuckSlut Platinum lube is once it’s on, it makes oral sex a bit tricky as the lube is very oily in your mouth. There is no taste to it, it just coats your tongue and lips the same way it does your genitals and whilst this is great for friction free fucking it leaves your mouth feeling a bit weird.
Condoms are perfectly safe for use with FuckSlut and its formula has been dermatologically tested for skin and mucous compatibility, reducing the risk of it causing irritation after use. I found no irritation or after effects at all. In fact, I’d go as far as to say I’d quite happily use FuckSlut in place of a body lotion if I didn’t have one and needed one. It really does feel that nice on my skin.
Being clear and colourless there are no staining problems with FuckSlut though be warned it can be messy due to the thin, runny nature of the formula.
MEO sell FuckSlut in two sizes, the 100ml classic bottle costing £13.40 or the smaller crusing bottle at £6.20 for 30ml. FuckSlut has a crazy spread to it so a little goes a long way and you don’t need much, saying that controlling it isn’t easy and you may find you lose some in spillage and dribble. I do think MEO FuckSlut is worth the money as it’s an amazing lube, with a different texture to most anal lubes I’ve tried and the double bubble bonus of being able to be used vaginally as well.
I’ve yet to come across a MEO lube that hasn’t been good quality and great value for money so if you’re in the market for a new lube, or just about to run out get yourself to MEO and check out the amazing range. I’d give FuckSlut a slippery 8/10 it loses marks because of my penchant for oral during sex and that oily mouth feel, however if you can refrain from that this lube will make your genitals very happy.
This plug feels incredible! The more I use it, the easier it goes in. Walking around with this plug in my ass is a total turn on and I immediately get an erection.
J’étais un peu sceptique au début, mais ce jouet m’a vraiment surprise par sa qualité. Le mouvement est fluide et réaliste, avec des variations intéressantes sur deux axes qui permettent de varier les sensations. Les vibrations ajoutent un vrai plus au plaisir !
En plus, le prix est franchement raisonnable pour un produit aussi performant.
Très bon rapport qualité-prix, je recommande sans hésiter !
Es ist viel größer, als wir dachten, wenn es aufgepumpt ist. Das Material ist weich, geruchlos und fühlt sich gut an. Am Anfang wussten wir nicht so recht, ob die Naht vom Pumpen-Schlauch zum Buttplug hält. Heute, nach mehr als 100-maligem Pumpen, gibt es keine Probleme. Wenn du das Teil ganz tief reinführen willst, brauchst du viel Gleitgel. Den Dildo kann man sowohl vaginal als auch anal benutzen.
Mein Freund wollte hinten richtig krass ausgefüllt werden, und er ist sehr zufrieden damit. Beim gemeinsamen Spiel sagte er ich solle den auch mal ausprobieren. Und ja, es fühlt sich mega an. Das Material macht das einführen sehr leicht. Wir können den Plug nur empfehlen für wenn man Erfahrung hat. Geil!
Ich habe den Knebel für meinen Freund gekauft, weil wir manchmal auch etwas wilder sein wollen. Ich würde sagen, es geht auch mal härter zur Sache. Die Verarbeitung ist echt gut und es der Kopfgurt ist auch etwas dehnbar. Qualität ist auch super wie immer von MEO. Und er erfüllt die Erwartungen.
The "Chastity Glans Ring Spiky" is a variation of the KTB, or Kali's Teeth Bracelet. A KTB is designed to be worn about the penile shaft and is intended to be unnoticable when the penis is flacid but designed to cause intense pain during an errection. The KTB is my (and my wife's) favorite CBT device, and we have tried many of them. I would rate this version somewhere in the middle of the pack.
Ideally a KTB should look serious, cruel and intimidating. The thought of being forced to wear one of these devices should put fear and dread into the heart of the male slave. Paradoxically these are the very qualities that make so may of us want to wear them.
This Spiky Ring looks both beautiful and sadistic. The polished stainless steel, rounded edges and the sharp looking cone spikes give this device a look of efficient, professional punishment and torture. The quality materials actually make this look as close to a piece of art as a CBT device can look (as compared to other devices which sometimes look like they were made in someone's basement or garage).
The ring itself has a thickness of 5/16" (8mm). The outside diameter is 1 3/8" (35mm), the inside diameter is 1" (25mm) and the diameter between tips of the spikes is 3/4" (19mm). The spikes themselves have a length of 3/32" (3mm). The ring weighs about 1 oz (30g).
I am on the small side so I find these dimensions perfect. The spikes are noticeable when first placing the ring onto the glans head, but once in place the device is quite comfortable and mostly unnoticeable. The minimal weight is a good thing- if you keep your mind distracted from those forbidden thoughts then you won't even notice the ring in place.
Now for the spikes themselves. I love these spikes! These are sharp! They are actually the sparpest spikes I have ever encountered on any of these devices. The spikes are not needle sharp, they will not immediately pierce the skin and draw blood upon contact, but they are certainly not dull or blunt (this is a Good Thing!). The spikes themselves are cone shaped and look to be purposefully made for this ring. They look so much nicer than the spikes on many other devices which sometimes simply use nails, screws or staples.
Now for the reasons this ring only received three stars-
I deducted the first star because of the lack of a locking feature. This device opens instantaneously at the touch of the spring loaded lever. KTB afficiodonoes ideally want something that locks in place. They want to know that they *can't* get out without a key (or at least some type of tool such as a hex wrench). They want the feeling of helplessness knowing that once the teeth start biting there is *no possibility* of stopping them or removing the device quickly. This cruelty is what is so appealing.
The second star was deducted because the latch itself just isn't that secure. The latch has a hair trigger and comes undone at the slightest touch. I haven't worn this out of the house for fear that the latch might press against my pants and undo without my noticing and the ring could eventually fall off and might even fall out of my pants. The 3/4" diameter between the tips of the spikes is the same as the "small" size for may KTBs, so I decided to see how the ring would work when placed on the shaft of my penis instead of the glans head. All was fine at first, the ring closed and the spikes pressed into the flesh not hard enough to be painful, but enough so that the ring wouldn't be moving. I started thinking those Forbidden Thoughts and the spikes started to become pleasantly painful when suddenly the latch popped open and the ring almost fell off. I can hold the ring with a thumb and index finger on each side of the opening and pull ever so slightly and the ring will open. The latch closure is very shallow and consequently not very secure. It's possible that some of the larger guys might experience this same problem while wearing the ring on the glans head.
With a few modifications this could become one of the finest KTBs available. My advice to the MEO design team,
1) Extend the length of the device to about 1" (254mm) so that it can be worn on the penis shaft. 2) Add some type of locking mechanism. 3) Add many more spikes. Keep the spikes sharp! 4) Keep the wight down to a maximum of 4 oz (120g), the device needs to be unoticiable when flacid. 5) Offer different diameters and length of spikes.
Ein richtig cooles und geiles Gadget. Ich war erst skeptisch und habe den Cockring eigenlich nur wegen des Lade-Cases gekauft (sieht so aus wie von Apple). Aber einmal benutzt möchte ich diesen "magischen" Ring echt nicht mehr missen. Macht übrigens nicht nur zu zwei Spaß sondern auch alleine. Fühlt sich ein bißchen so an als würde man mir die Eier lecken. Also ziemlich geil!!!
This is the 3rd partner that I have introduced to this toy. They have all loved it. Sitting in a nice restaurant and start playing with the app and making him cum. Got caught by our server and I slid my phone over to him and let him control the action for a moment.
Ist man ensprechend gedehnt, kann man den Analplug gut einsetzen. Wenn er dann reinrutscht sitzt er durch den schmalen Steg bombenfest zwischen den Arschbacken und man kann ihn den ganzen Tag tragen. Man spürt ihn wegen des dicken Kopfs ziemlich gut und auch der Druck auf den P-Spot ist echt geil.